I\’m allergic to cats, so I can never have one of those, but here is the latest employee here at the story factory

As far as I can tell, his job is lure in the victims, so the main dog can bark at them. Gotta love team work.

Otherwise, their jobs are to:
sleep
snore
Ask to go out every 24 minutes, so I have to get up and move from the desk.
fight at 6:45 am, making sure I am awake. If I could teach one of them to make the coffee, then I\’d have something…
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